“Thanks to the Internet, I have probably seen more naked ladies than all of my ancestors combined.”ġ6. “Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they should start making equels – films shot in the same time period as the original film, but from an entirely different perspective.”ġ5. “Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.”ġ4. “As a dishwasher, I come home after hours of work in which I get covered in filth, and I take a shower only to realize…I am the final dish.” 12. “The Google self-driving car should have an “I’m Feeling Lucky” button that drives you to a random location.”ġ1. “When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.”ġ0. “On April Fools Day, Brazzers should make a video where a hot male plumber goes to a sorority house and fixes the toilet and leaves normally.” 9. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.”Ĩ. “When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. “The person who would proof read Hitler’s speeches was a grammar Nazi.” 7. “The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.”Ħ. “Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?”ĥ. “X88B88 looks like the word voodoo reflecting off of itself.”Ĥ. “Maybe ‘Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?’ isn’t a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won’t be retained or applicable later in life.” 3. “Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.”Ģ. The 50 Greatest Shower Thoughts of All Timeġ. In honor of all of our stupid ideas, we’ve curated a list from reddit of the greatest shower thoughts of all time. The best ideas stem from nonsense and aha! moments that frequently come from drunken rants, sarcastic shit-shooting, and our favorite: shower thoughts. Too often in the creative industry do we hear, “This might be a stupid idea, but…”.
We have to stop apologizing for our “stupid” ideas.
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